24th April 2014
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 
promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 
That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 

promisepanda:

dannannanni:

parisjemm:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

okay but this also still perpetuates the creepy father-owns-daughter thing until maybe that last bit about the wife but that’s also still ??? i don’t know how i feel about this thing.

I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, this is a man who understands the way that men treat women. And he doesn’t want that to happen to his daughter, which is why he says that love is all he will let men push onto her. I know my dad used to joke around about “cleaning his gun on the porch in bib overalls” when I brought home a first boyfriend, and that he’d have a brass bullet with the boy’s name engraved on it when he brought me home. I don’t believe that my father ever seriously considered violence against a young man((The only gun the house was mine)), nor did he wish to exact ownership over me. He simply wanted to make sure that nothing could ever hurt me, which I think every parent wishes for their child. 

That’s just how I read it. Each parent and child have their own relationship, but I imagine the good ones always want to protect their children, regardless if that’s from hurtful partners, evil people, or from fate itself. 

Reblogged from : ojkaleidoscope
24th April 2014
pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

Reblogged from : failureatfailing
24th April 2014

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

Reblogged from : eyecandybutts

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